A*%holes

They stole my leather jacket this weekend, containing my wallet and my keys. Assholes. First thing I learned as a kid: leave other people’s stuff alone!

Why is it some people simply don’t have the decency to work for the things they want? I do… Just like all of my friends. And although you might not be able to buy everything you like, it feels pretty good when you are, for instance, finally able to order the phone you’ve wanted for months. I hope they catch the bastard who did this, but I fear they won’t.

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